Yellow Dog

Let’s say you ascribe to some political beliefs. 

And those beliefs are rock steady, as unchanging as the summer day is long. And the years pass, and the political cycles wax and wane, and now your kids are outta the house, and you, now a grandfather, are still holding firm, even if party values have flipped and music has gone lame and summers are hotter than ever. So firm, in fact, that your grandson writes the folks of Old Try telling them that you told him, “I‘d rather vote for a yellow dog than a Republican.” Well, we made this for you. And for all those folks who vote the same.