This past Sunday, as I was sitting at home with a sick kid and not at church, I started to feel guilty. And there's nothing like guilt to remind you of a super creepy billboard on I-65 in South Alabama. So, how do you assuage that guilt? Why, you search for an image of that billboard and you make a shirt.

And you sell it right here. 

Might as well make a little money while sinning*, huh?




*For the record, I don't find skipping church a sin. But I'm sure a number of folks back home would like to take me up on that debate.